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the suicide issue
"the confrontation of aesthetics..."
vol. i,  issue xviii
Aug. 15, 2003
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last will and testicles of the writeThis editors
pimp the clown

As de factimus executor of the will (in the very German sense) of all WriteThisians, I have been asked to relate the following:

We, chi chi, bryan e., zink poe, blem vide, j. tyler blue, sean., residing at Treehouses 7,1,4, 3, 6, and 8 respectively, being of sound and disposable mind, and not acking under anyone's dress, mints, sars, or undo influenza of any peoples, declares this to be our last will and testicles, and revoke all previous wills and testicles made by us.

One

Revocation of Previous Wills and Testicles.

We revoke all previous wills and testicles. Any wills or testicles found under beds, in drawers, in attic boxes, etc., are not ours.

Two

Children

As you, all of you, were all our children, we include all of you.

Three

Property Disposed of by This Will

We intend by this will to dispose of all of our property of whatever nature and wherever situated in these environs hostile to creativity and genius. They include nuggets of wisdom, licks of wit, and big big sacks of play. We are leaving behind the play, but we are taking the big big sacks for our unrevoked testicles as we travel beyond…

Four

Executor

We nominate and appoint Pimp the Clown, who resides at Treehouse 13 as the executor of this will, to serve without and possibly with bond. (This shows that I, Pimp the Clown, am on the up and up)

We declare under penalty of purgatory that the foreskinning is true and correct and that this devastation was executed on August 14, 2003, at WriteThis (home of the sharpest pencil, and the last bastion of the confrontation of aesthetics).

Thank you and good-bye.

chi chi

bryan e.

blem vide

zink poe

j. tyler blue

sean.

Pimp the Clown

August 14, 2003